I spent damn near 3 full hours rebuilding my website. this is because wordpress is the devil and doesn’t believe in autosave. that’s okay though, the point is, it’s done!

I found out that in order to populate the starter page (it cannot be removed to my great befuddlement) I have to create ***posts*** so that it won’t look like absolutely nothing is happening. don’t worry though, it only took me three entire hours to figure that out.

unfortunately you will be seeing and reading unnecessary and mundane posts as soon as you find yourself on this pathetic little site. i’m sure you were here maybe looking for my book, maybe googling something else entirely, who knows.

point being, i spent a lot of time to make this shitty, fun, throwback to early internet vibes. so stick around, read something, buy something, get mad that the hyperlink doesn’t work, send me a complaint. who cares!

I’m here now and so are you.